URGENT UPDATE: A remarkable story from 1946 has resurfaced as the 80th anniversary of the bombing of Pearl Harbor approaches, revealing a secret prank involving one of history’s most infamous figures, General Hideki Tojo. E.J. “Jack” Mallory, a Navy dentist, crafted dentures for Tojo while he was imprisoned in Sugamo Prison, and what he inscribed inside them has captivated audiences worldwide.
In a momentous revelation, Mallory’s humorous touch during a tense historical period is gaining attention. The story, initially shared in 1995, details how Mallory engraved the phrase “Remember Pearl Harbor” in Morse code inside Tojo’s dentures, a nod to the pain and loss suffered by many during World War II. This prank was kept under wraps until Mallory’s children encouraged him to share it decades later.
Mallory, then a 22-year-old Navy dentist, was tasked with creating dentures for Tojo, the architect of the war in the Pacific. Despite the gravity of their meeting, Mallory described Tojo as “tired” and “grandfatherly,” far removed from his wartime image. The encounter took place in the prison’s dental operatory, where Mallory assessed Tojo’s dental needs.
In a twist of fate, Tojo, who was suffering from advanced tooth decay, humorously remarked during their conversation, “Oh these will last me six more months and after that, my teeth I won’t be needing anymore.” This poignant moment was one of camaraderie amidst the chaos of their historical context.
As the denture procedure concluded, Mallory’s playful side emerged. He chose to inscribe the phrase “Remember Pearl Harbor” inside the denture—a decision that would lead to unexpected consequences. The secret, shared only among his dental colleagues, soon leaked, causing a media frenzy.
When news of the prank spread, Mallory was ordered to remove the inscription before it could cause further embarrassment. In a dramatic night-time operation, he drove through a snowstorm to the prison, grinding away the evidence just hours after the story broke.
The incident not only highlights the human side of wartime interactions but also serves as a reminder of the lighter moments that can emerge even in the darkest times. Mallory’s story has since been featured in numerous media outlets, including the Chico Enterprise-Record, where it first appeared in December 1995. It has gained traction in books and radio shows, notably in Bill O’Reilly’s “Killing the Rising Sun.”
With the anniversary of Pearl Harbor rapidly approaching, this story is a compelling reminder of how history intertwines humor with horror. The legacy of Mallory’s playful spirit continues to resonate, showcasing the complexities of human relationships during wartime.
As we remember the sacrifices made during World War II, this tale serves as an unexpected yet heartwarming footnote in history. Mallory’s children continue to share their father’s account, ensuring that this unique story remains alive in collective memory.
Stay tuned for more updates as we commemorate this significant historical milestone, reflecting on the past with a blend of reverence and humor.
